Nature?

Well, this helped me concentrate. I guess I like nature more than I thought – except for one small little thing. Bees.

You little pieces of shit. Not only do you look like a fucking disabled thumbtack with wings, you also sound like flatulence coming out of a baby’s ass. No wonder no one likes you. Piss off and don’t bother me. God damn it, I hate you. You’re like a wasp, except crippled and not as awesome. I bet your honey tastes like soiled piss.

Piss off, little f*ckers. Get hit by a car windshield or whatever.



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